maybeBobby

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

don’t crash out don’t crash out don’t crash out

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

Someone told me last night that I’m the “funniest person they know” and I’ve been riding that high alllll day

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

Not sure if I’ve been living under a rock these past couple years (yes) but there are so many good indie shows coming up I’m going to cry from joy

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

Shades on in the clurb increases motion by at least 70%

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

Avoiding my camera roll like it’s the plague

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

So close to having it all too

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

All the hard work and stress is about to pay off. 2026 get here already

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

���I just got an email that all of our client’s data was deleted. That’s so fucking funny” - my friend that may or may not be responsible for this

I’m dead lmao

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

@hridoyreh Open CMD -> winget install Firefox

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

all I want for christmasssss

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

I attract gay men more than any other demographic. I’m not mad about it but WHY

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

Well ok then

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

I’d give anything for a Time Machine rn

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

The universe is really testing me right now

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

So no free speech?

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Hey Texas State.

This conduct is not accepted at our schools.

Expel this student immediately.

Mocking assassination must have consequences.

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

@RT62084177 @HillbillyEnergy @OliLondonTV “They’re making the bullets gay!”

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

@randompnwguy84 @Catheri16757657 @PeteHegseth You think this is the same as disobeying a vaccine mandate? Are you serious?

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

@quin_quinlan @andrewschulz @stoolpresidente It depends on the policies you absolute retard

[maybeBobby @_maybeBobby_]

Why the FUCK do people keep putting her goofy ass on a pedestal????

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Ultra experience, ultra edition 😤

Angel, SGA, and Melo grace this cover for NBA 2K26 👏