Mackenzie Morrow

It's really liberating to say no to shit you hate

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Reason #1 I’m a 33 year old teen mom: I think the lollipops at the pediatrician are for me

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Me since listening to That’s So True for the first time: no thoughts, just OoOoOoO

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The amount of money I’ve spent in my lifetime filling a cart to avoid paying $10 for shipping is between me and God

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No thoughts just “itty bitty Zach has some sh*tty sh*tty tats” on an endless loop inside my head #SmallestMan

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@whachutlknbout I’ve been saying that all night! It’s hard to look at

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I will not rest until I’ve seen every single Le Creuset mystery box unboxing on the internet

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@jacksonisaacson Make 👏🏻 FroYo 👏🏻 Breakfast 👏🏻 Again 👏🏻

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Hot (cold?) take: frozen yogurt places should be open for breakfast

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The amount of words I needed to look up in the new album is between me and God #TSTTPD

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Confidence level 📈📈📈
Hair line 📉📉📉📉

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

“I know they have draft picks, and I know I’m not going to the NBA…. but on any given I can compete with those type of guys”

Jack Gohlke’s confidence level is unmatched 🔥

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@CamLemons_ The guy literally taps him on the back! But yes I’m sure he sure he “didn’t even know he was back with him” because he has a history of telling the truth 🤡

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@jacksonisaacson Nuh uh it’s a flex 💅🏻

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@whachutlknbout I had to turn it off 😭

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Now that Mint is gone (RIP 😭) raise your hand if you’re ever been personality victimized by your Spotify daylist

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Mint

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@FanaticDeac Is it knee or is it ankle?? I’ve heard both so obviously he’s faking

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@Les_Johns There is absolutely no injury! The only thing that Flip hurt was his ego

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@jacksonisaacson It me 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@Eagles @JasonKelce Flip flops slipped away like a moment in time 🩴🩴

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Put a finger down if you’ve ever ordered your mom a set of Christmas trees but they sent her a hedgehog instead and then you got trolled by @jossandmain customer service ☝🏻

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@MikeReiss Just had a Mac Jones jump scare