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she/her

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i just got friend zoned

[harry styles lyric bot @harryslyricbot]

comfortable silence is so overrated

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what if john lennon had twitter

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i wonder how many eyelashes i would have today if i didnt start wearing mascara at 11

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im so hot why has no one kissed me yet

[maeee @lwtsbrner]

shoutout to one direction for not playing a single venue since covid. glad to see a group taking this pandemic so seriously.

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IF JESUS DIED FOR ALL OUR SINS HE LEFT ONE BEHIND THE BODY IM IN. SAME HANDS THAT MADE THE MOON AND THE STARS GOT CARPEL TUNNEL AND FORGOT SOME PARTS IDK WHAT I BELIEVE BUT ITS EASIER TO THINK HE MADE A MISTAKE WITH ME

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do you think if i write someones name on my wall they'll start thinking about me

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every person ive met has told me they did not expect me to be an aries. agreeable. this just adds to my theory that im adopted

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@Taylordice13 ME ME ME ME ME

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@hazesdaze where are you. come back. i miss you. come tweet something. its what the cool kids are doing these days. (this is peer pressuring btw)

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the single pair of pajama pants on my blank wall really embody what my mental state is right now

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i just risked my life by stacking a stool on top of a chair and standing on it just to put led lights up to make me feel cooler

[Vinnie Parise @VinnieParise]

Spider Man Taylor Swift

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All Jake Gyllenhaal’s fault

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hot era coming up

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omg its winter break? time to reinvent myself in hopes people will like me more when i go back to school!

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i write sad songs when im happy and then i get sad and get writers block

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the feminine urge to just sob uncontrollably

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i cried in my car today before my brother and his friends got to the parking lot. i'm very dramatic