Mel

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Flight attendants be walking through the airport like nba players arriving to the game. 😭😭 baby we see you.

[Meg @heirmeg]

i know they be fuckin fr

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Benefits of alcohol:

- karaoke confidence
- making weddings tolerable
- surviving office holiday parties
- tolerating airport delays

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The Clorox toilet wand is one of the best house cleaning inventions next to the Swiffer. Bcs who dirty ass thought it was cool to keep using a brush to clean the toilet.

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[BB @whatuplakerss]

Drake album came and went ain’t a soul talking about that shit no more

[rnbmusic @rnbmusic]

Eve takes us back with her iconic hit “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” for NPR’s Tiny Desk

[Maybe: Fat Booty Latina @lexascending]

This will be my wedding picture.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[amanda @AdoreAmanda_]

I hope I never give off the impression that I want an iced out chain with my name on it

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

F*ck your basic interior, these interiors are the best 🤩

[Libriscent @libriscent]

The weirdest experience for me is being wildly mistreated & then going somewhere else & everyone respects you

[sean @SKINNYGlRL]

me trying to get into the bar 9 tequila shots deep

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Acts of service men are dangerously attractive.
Fixing problems, making sure you’ve eaten, charging your phone, carrying your things… that’s romance to me.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[Nyra ✧ @Giftyjf1]

Ngl she know she wrong as hell omfg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Praise @tufpraise]

the funniest thing about soulja boy doing everything first is the fact that there's somehow always proof too lmao 🤣

[• @yducknow]

when I planned to wear an outfit and i find it in the laundry basket