Mario G

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

the ability to see a beautiful girl and not give a fuck is a rare genetic trait.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[🇯🇲 جيف @_yahgetbun]

Kinda hilarious that Jamaica has turned away Haitians and Cubans but are now willingly taking on convicts???
LMFAO

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

start making people realize it's a privilege to be connected to you.

[. @Fimiye]

The concept of LinkedIn wanting you to pay for premium when you are unemployed and looking for a job is insane

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Never faked my I miss you, or I love you. Only thing I faked is I'm okay.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think genuine people often assume everyone else is genuine too.

[Dre @DreDrexcii]

If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Meat eaters are better hosts because they care about providing vegetarian options to their guests but the same hospitality is not extended by vegetarians (to serve meat options).

[ǝᴉd ǝᴉʞuᴉd @pinkiepie71]

life is bdsm and i forgot the safe word

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The final stage of your career is being silent in meetings.

[MCWFC Xtra @MCWFCXtra]

Bunny Shaw, FWA Player of the Year. ⭐️

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them