Maddie |-/

Buenas Vibras Only ✨ she/her/hers

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I swear I think I’m funny as fuck but nobody else thinks so :,)

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

“I’m not pointing fingers” bro what the heck

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I always feel like I’m doing something wrong

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

All I have to say is yikes

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I’m so tired of being everyone’s keeper

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I’m too fucking crazy for my own good

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I pray that this one will take care of my heart the way I want to take care of theirs…

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

Every time I rewatch sex and the city I realize how pathetic Carrie is. She’s actually insufferable….

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

No fucking way he missed that

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I have about 5 friends…. And 3 of them are my cousins

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

Bro who gives a shit about the smiths like cmon

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

My whole family’s laughs are so ugly. We had no chance 🤣

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

If I open hinge one more time and see his cute ass I’m going to have no choice but to send a rose 😭

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I just want someone who wants to raise our kids in Kauai

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I genuinely missed my sisters

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I need him biblically

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

If Leah were with me she’d want to kiss me rn

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

Fuck off bro

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I’m so tired of this stupid game

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I’ve never been gifted flowers by a guy that I’ve dated. I’m just starting to think that I’m not worth buying flowers for

[Maddie |-/ @_Mg_potato28]

I’m a forever Stan of billy crystal