Michaela Baker

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[💅🏻 @__pricey]

What’s not genuine won’t survive around me and I love that.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[cixrra @cixrra]

i keep getting hotter and weirder i love getting older

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I love watching my friends’ location like where you going today Whore’a The Explorer

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

asking my boss if i can go play outside

[Neet @neet_sol]

what's cool is you can now pick a major based on your actual interest instead of what makes the most money because you'll be unemployed regardless

[FlemGodTheGreat @FlemGodd]

When i was having a hard time ppl were giving me a harder time…I’ll never forget that but all is forgiven

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Slowly realizing that being (almost) 28 with no kids and not married is basically like being 18 with money and no strict parents

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

corporate is so fuckass i think i'm gonna get a masters degree

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[dede @derinmama]

sometimes i shed tears at the accuracy of my intuition because there are times i want to be wrong so bad

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

lets not ask chatgpt for advice lets ask some bad bitches with tarot cards

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

i wish we had confessionals at work, i would eat them mfs up 😭😂.

[MOTHER @MOTHERMAGE]

i need to feel something (new piercing) (new tattoo) (retail therapy)

[Rod Nez Movies @rodnezmovies]

gossip girl was the biggest show in the world, she was wearing couture all year, it girl status achieved, fresh smokey eye, album deal secured, she was THE moment

[Vaelis @KarmaIsAFad]

Madonna spitting facts

[solé @layxsnv]

How do i get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield