MICHAEL C. DIZON

Focus. | Wit. | Class (& Sass.)

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

Jetlag has me reminiscing my recent trip to #Japan. Such a beautiful country - full of beauty, tradition, and serenity. I will be back.🗻🍣🏯

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@melisa_okanovic a shame you can't actually eat ramen.

[Rayyan Saliba @DeRozenDntCare]

Japan are levels. These man are creating portable places for Muslims to pray in during the 2020 olympics. 🙌🏾

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@jenibouu @HilaryDuff Better get your lawyer ready.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@jenibouu It's not even that bad. Shea being MELIdramatic.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@jenibouu it's a mess.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

used courtesy WiFi service at Mr. Greek Restaurants, powered by #wavespotWiFi: The new Social WiFi service. https://t.co/mCgCNf1PJT

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@melisa_okanovic It's pretty much the motto.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

If this isn't the definition of needy... https://t.co/ozkJJTisXv

[mel. @melisa_okanovic]

Me: *calls mom* *no answer* Me: *calls @_MichaelDizon * *no answer* Me: *knows @jenibouu is out*

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@melisa_okanovic YO FACCCTSSS https://t.co/oEcwxVD0Y8

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

No amount of escape rooms gunna help you escape the fact that your life’s a lie.

[mel. @melisa_okanovic]

From now on whenever I miss Toronto even remotely I’m going to call @_MichaelDizon to talk at me in Toronto slang.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@sharonheu @melisa_okanovic and I definitely don't miss it.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@melisa_okanovic Oh puh-lease.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@TTChelps @RealKyleJames That's an extremely poor response. Perhaps improving internal operations should have been a priority before expanding the line. The amount of time it took me to get home (midnight) was longer than rush hour. Completely unacceptable. Incredibly inept. Poorly managed and designed.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

Left at 11 and got home just now. The TTC deserves no respect.

[Oxford Properties Group @OxfordPropGroup]

Last night, EY Tower lit up as part of the Catalyst Skyline Takeover campaign, joining dozens of the most iconic and influential city structures across the global skyline to showcase a collective dedication to advancing women in the corporate world. @EYCanada #IWD2018

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

No matter what day of the week or time of the day, you can always count on the @TTCnotices @TTChelps to be delayed for no apparent reason.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@melisa_okanovic SIRI AIN'T PLAYING.

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

THESE REF CALLS RN. #RAPTORS

[MICHAEL C. DIZON @_MichaelDizon]

@melisa_okanovic @BalSingh_ this is a level of lit I aspire to attain https://t.co/ibxEp8zGef