The Sassy D.A. 🦷

• New England born, Midwestern raised • pierced & tattooed • dental assistant • if you don’t like The Office, we can’t be friends • 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 • header’s me •

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

I go through a cycle of “fuck it. I’m okay with being single & probably dying alone 💁🏻‍♀️” to “it’d be nice to have someone to cuddle & go on cute dates with & 😭.” there is no in between.

[Luke Combs Updates @LukeCombsUpdate]

Even if I knew, the day we met would be the reason this heart breaks, oh id love you anyway

[D Rose @DamnDRoseTweets]

My mans was trying to be romantic but I’m childish af so I used that snap filter that makes you look like a man 😂😂😂

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

Mahomes is 24?! holy shit 😱 good for him!

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

as a Patriots fan I kind of wanted to see Garoppolo & 49ers take it, but Kansas City isn’t playing around! it’s kind of nice to take a break & just enjoy the game 😅😂

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I have an important announcement #ad

[𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒 @masshoIe]

This is the first #SuperBowl in 4 years that I won't be nervous all game. Maybe now I'll actually be able to focus and remember some of the commercials 😅

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

I’ve got a bad case of the munchies but I don’t want to have to take out my invisalign trays & brush my teeth again. it sounds like too much of a hassle right now 😂😭😭

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

watching The Office high as a kite is the best decision I’ve made all day...,or ever for that matter 😂

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

I slept 8.5 hours last night, was up for 3.5 hours, & then took a 3.5 hour nap 😱

what’s wrong with me? 😅😴

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

@just1peachylady I do this with my radio in the car! 😂😅

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

I started Invisalign today!! 😍😍😭

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

if you like The Office & haven’t checked out the new podcast Office Ladies, you’re missing out! 😍

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

cuffing season was rough. made it out the other side still single as a pringle, but I gained some experience 🙃 yay me..

[Howie Dewitt  @thisbephil]

posted for saftey purposes.. this may save someones life one day 🙏🏾

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

my friend & I decided that we are doing our annual Florida vacation around Thanksgiving. neither of us have a good relationship with our families, so we decided to just get away. I’m super stoked 😍

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

didn’t answer then, wouldn’t answer now..

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

I should not be allowed to buy things while I’m high 😳😂 let’s just say I have a new personal item coming soon 🙃

[Papa Smurf 🇪🇸 @Negus_99]

This is exactly how y’all are on Twitter

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

I’ve taken 2 hydrocodones tonight & I’m still not out of pain. trying to decide if I want to take a couple hits & go to bed 🙃🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass]

I thought I was done taking hydros after my surgery last Friday, but today proved me wrong 🥺😭