Paul Oakley

Giving it the best shot I can, with the hand I've been dealt. Everything happens for a reason, so learn from it and move on.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

211 Conservative MPs are fine with this 👇

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

If you think the P&O story is bad, have a read of ‘Britannia Unchained’ by Patel, Raab, Truss, Kwarteng & Skidmore: British workers are "among the worst idlers in the world". The UK "rewards laziness” & must strive to emulate the work ethic & low-tax culture in parts of Asia. 1/2

[Tiff Needell 🏁 @tiff_tv]

Can never stop loving watching this! Especially as it was a time when the swimming pool section was wall to wall the whole way. #Speed #Precision

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

For every RT of this post, @Ubisoft_UK will donate £1 to Alzheimer's Research UK up to £60k (target doubled!) to celebrate 10 years of Just Dance. Before we salsa-ed Pash said just enjoy yourself, so I did! Dancing is hard 😝 @AlzResearchUK 💕💃🏼🕺🏼🧠🍊 #JustDanceMemories #Strictly

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

For every RT of this post, @Ubisoft_UK will donate £1 to Alzheimer's Research UK, up to £30k! Sharing my fav dance pic with Pash to support @AlzResearchUK & celebrate 10 years of Just Dance. Let’s help them protect memories dancing creates 💕💃🏼🕺🏼🧠🍊 #JustDanceMemories #Strictly

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

During the last election we had less than 200k followers but still managed to be the 3rd most retweeted account in the UK

We doubt Boris Johnson will be happy with what we can do with thousands more this time around

So please follow and RT to help make our team even bigger

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@LewisCapaldi is that you in the @HarvesterUK in Talbot Green? @laralumkins #food #somebodyyoulove

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@Ryanair I sent a complaint to you on the 9th of August and you’ve not even had the decency to acknowledge my email. I would appreciate somebody contacting me to resolve the matter.

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@Ryanair Another DM sent.

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@Ryanair sent you a DM yesterday after a pointless convo with a Chatbot and I’m still awaiting a reply. Any chance of someone getting back to me?

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@Ryanair having difficulties with the EU261 form and my email bounced back. Can you help please?

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@ladbible @sorrell1983 #ladsnight!

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

Due to some Tosser on @Airbnb I’m selling two standing tickets to edsheeran in #Newcastle on 9th June. Through the #verified reseller @Twickets https://t.co/1dvgiOTATk #retweet

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@Owen2686 @Airbnb @Twickets Hotels are £300 for the night now!

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

Due to some Tosser on @Airbnb I’m selling two standing tickets to edsheeran in #Newcastle on 9th June. Through the #verified reseller @Twickets https://t.co/1dvgiOTATk #retweet

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@Owen2686 @Airbnb @Twickets We booked last year when we bought the tickets and they cancelled it today. 😐

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@Sianwelby Urm...I clearly see lippy in that gif #lieslikeacheaprug

[Dan Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @Dan_Williams_98]

Who's the biggest prick in rugby? #ENGvWAL

[Paul Oakley @_Mighty_Oak_]

@sorrell1983 @katieholmsey87 @Owen2686 I’m blown away at just how many people tolerate you if I’m honest @Owen2686 did you get anyone to choke you at least?