Mike

world record holder for the softest hands

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

Tired of people asking to see my dickenballs every week, so im finally giving in.🤦🏻‍♂️

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

nahh this one blows it out of the water

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

Need to get kissed NOW

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

I miss her so fucking much dude

[los :P @suolrac_]

women are kinda like strawberries. sometimes they at the grocery store

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

@RatKingdom69 I BE SORRY ASF🇨🇦🇨🇦 WTF IS A MILE🗣️🦫🍁

[Pervert Marcuse @stsbstn]

"nothing ever truly touches" is scienceslop that gets experiencemogged by lovemaxxing

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

@RatKingdom69 🇨🇦🦫🍁😎🫦

[misto @mistowho]

Liquor? Ya, if she’ll let me

[𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝖛𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 @stvulture]

game development is going slow ive met a beautiful woman

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

Tryna hand u a hog worth crankin

[r͛ @9lsvq]

i need a cigarette or maybe a gun

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

I could really use 28 dollars and some sloppy

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

Life is torture having really hot mutuals

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

Who up playin with they bush rn?

[Kira Noir @thekiranoir]

nooo don’t use ai, you’re so sexy aha

[Mike @_Mikeboyko]

You are not a vibe lil bro

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.