Ted Cordaro

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It’s red melon season

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It’s getting to be lawn season

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Al Bundy

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4 o’clock espresso time

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These eyes, are crying. Theseeyeshaveseenalotoflovebutthey’renevergonnaseeanotheronelikeIhadwithyouuuuuuu

[Ted Cordaro @_MisterGoodbar]

Jimmy’s brother is the best character in Superbad

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Never gonna buy a car that doesn’t have a cd player

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Whoopi Goldberg is a stupid ass name

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Chex mix is underrated

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Yep

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This is good ice cream weather

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I’ll turn this damn bus around. That’ll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick

[Ted Cordaro @_MisterGoodbar]

I now have two loves in my life: Big city livin and a voodoo woman named Phyllis

[Ted Cordaro @_MisterGoodbar]

Kinda odd when people post selfies with a toilet in the background. Like did you just dump out and decide it’s a good time to take a stupid picture of yourself?

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Very tired

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Another Christmas in the trenches

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Mario 64 is prob the best game ever made

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3 Musketeers is a good candy bar

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Andy Bandy Man the One Man Band

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The bowl of ice cream Kevin is having in Home Alone when watching the mobster movie looks delicious