Mkapa🇰🇪

Veni, vidi, vici.

[Mkapa🇰🇪 @_mkapaZ]

Life is a b*tch and death is her sister
Sleep is the cousin wft a family picture

[Mkapa🇰🇪 @_mkapaZ]

Tip me if you think your girl is hot

[MYAHUDI @Evanso_Spyce]

What are you listening today??

[Ji _ Panoran🇰🇪 @OluochKen9199]

Youths given hand outs to cause chaos should think twice.

[pretty bear 🐻 @missprettybear]

Na mjifunze kuomba sasa, nipee Sina wazazi ndio nini Sasa😹

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Before you marry her, check the size of her head. Things are not funny in the labour room😭

[IsaacPrime🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Mkrgz298912]

Nobody talks about how girls raised by single moms turn up to be straight hoes💀

[WAZIRI MKUU✈️ @niwazirimkuu]

Day 2 of tagging @WilliamsRuto until he accepts HEHA Movers to relocate him from statehouse to Sugoi

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Majority of the new breed of Gen Zs have never used this universal charger , they only know type C

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Elon only comes second to Kasongo on matters deceiving na uongo😂😂

[619 🇰🇪 @Rodgers_the_Fox]

Is it possible to sleep and wake up dead?

[Idris Idahosa 🇰🇪 & 🇲🇹 @ASuruni]

My girlfriend made this hairstyle, then went straight to church. 😭😂⛪️

The hairstyle was questionable, but the faith was strong. 🙏🏾😂

[keilitu✨♥️ @keilitukamasaku]

My fellow women,
Men with no beards that's a red flag , I have a story 😭💔

[commonswift🦅 @MLikevoke]

Hao wanaeza kumove haraka

[Sir Roger 🐐 @_rogers254]

Side hustle as we wait for strike to end

[Mkapa🇰🇪 @_mkapaZ]

Tip me if you think your girl is hot

[ël pablò @elpablo254]

You guys take sleep seriously adi mnanunua pajama 😂

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Single and broke ninjas tunaingia next season na jersey ya last season

[Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west]

Na ukipata salary enda ata kwa thrift shop ujinunulie Amiri jeans moja mbili hvi , pesa yote isiishie kwa bills, bibi na black tax.. Atleast wewe pia uskie fiti kujinunulia vitu kwa pesa unatafuta.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Delete two from your life:

1. Money
2. Friends
3. Alcohol
4. Weed
5. Food
6. Music
7. Sex

[Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west]

Ukishaperfect art ya kunavigate kwa hzi streets ata bila papers block lazima utatoka.