H̷a̷p̷p̷y̷.

混沌 Leader of the Mort Hoard. (Mello’s the homie)

[H̷a̷p̷p̷y̷. @_Mkhappy_]

Changing my pinned tweet.

[Mac Miller @LongLiveMacMil1]

“I wish you caught me on a different day
When it was easier to be happy”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

No community note. It’s true

[+ MachDominus + @MachDominus]

The people of New York are gonna tie Mamdani to the mayor seat like he's the Emperor of Mankind, and I'm here for it.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me on my way to the company pizza party to make my boss regret not giving me a raise:

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Obama giving Iran $1.7 billion unfrozen assets is TREASON.

NYT: Trump’s Iran Deal to include $300 BILLION reconstruction fund for Iran.

MAGA:

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Yep. Steal, lie, cheat, rape, murder...

[ShibaDad8 @shibadad8]

If the Democratic Party was anything close to Zohran, we would be in for generational change in this country.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

The most boring, retarded bitch you know just reposted this

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

The last moment of life of an Israeli bulldoze operator demolishing homes in south Lebanon as a drone with a bomb finds him.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy landed the first-ever triple backflip on a motorbike at Pastranaland and the boys absolutely lose it.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

I fell in love with this quote:
“Discipline is remembering who you said you wanted to be.”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I will never understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[conduct|r @conductr_]

according to stoicism, a life wasted by fear, inaction, and doubt is the worst thing you can do. your lack of urgency and imagination is killing your potential.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

People of Argentina: President! We are homeless and all we can eat is treebark and donkey meat

President Mileu: HELP! My penis is stuck in Netanyahus Walls

[Battlement 🇱🇰 @BattlementLK]

There are two types of Argentinians.

[:p @atpyramids]

passei o dia com dor de cabeça senti o cheiro de café sendo passado e minha cabeça parou de doer

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🔴BREAKING : 🇺🇸During his presidency, Donald Trump made 55,654 false statements, averaging nearly 98 lies per day.