Mandy Mueller

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

i wish there were an app that would let me send a heartfelt personal note to every driver who has ever been stuck behind me trying to make a left turn

[Mandy Mueller @_MMueller]

Absolutely wonderful day ended with slow dancing to Journey in the living room with my drunk husband. If that’s not #livingmybestlife then idk what is.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Optimism is a choice.
Happiness is a choice.
Giving back is a choice.
Forgiveness is a choice.
Being honest is a choice.
Spoken words are choice.
Teaching others is a choice.
Showing gratitude is a choice.
Respecting others is a choice.

Living a recommendable life is a choice.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Spread the word. #BeKindToElephants

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kona. She overheard you call the neighbor's dog the "best girl." A position she thought she held. 13/10 will await your explanation

[Mandy Mueller @_MMueller]

@howboutdatsass @RNMeetsWorld You can’t beat a high quality isolation room guessoscope. 😂

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Few things comfort the soul like home-made dumplings.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.”

Yes.

The background checks are for the PEOPLE, not the GUNS.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Feels like something pivotal is going down in Parkland,FL. These kids refuse to be swept aside like this country always does after mass shootings. 15 year olds are burying their friends and calling the president out. And putting their names on it. Im so impressed by their bravery

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We are grieving with Parkland. But we are not powerless. Caring for our kids is our first job. And until we can honestly say that we're doing enough to keep them safe from harm, including long overdue, common-sense gun safety laws that most Americans want, then we have to change.

[Jahan Fahimi, MD MPH @JahanFahimi]

I have some thoughts and prayers, too.

My main thought today is that children should not be murdered when they go to school.

And I’m praying that our lawmakers have the will and fortitude to finally stand up to the NRA.

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

If I ever get shot I specifically forbid thoughts and prayers. Please convey to our elected officials that I wished to be honored instead with a middle finger salute to the NRA.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Sorry for using dead children to advance my controversial political agenda of wanting fewer dead children

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Chocolates were not meant to be “artisanal” with all that hippie sea salt.

I want my bon bons straight from the Russell Stover factory with a chart on the inner lid. 🇺🇸

[Mandy Mueller @_MMueller]

In WI if you live & pay taxes on someone else’s property for as little as 7 years you gain the rights to the property. But #dreamers who lived in the US 20+ years, pay taxes, serve in the military, etc have no path to citizenship. #TimeForChange #IStandWithDreamers #Immigration

[Mandy Mueller @_MMueller]

@bmueller2011 while drinking. 😂 https://t.co/xZiwWCUWti

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This woman was physically dragged from the microphone after announcing how much money West Virginia’s politicians get from oil companies