M P H O

[M P H O @_Mphosa]

RT if your DM is sahara desert

[SBUSISO @SbuMasang]

Your employer watching your Sunday WhatsApp statuses.

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

The health you take for granted every day, is someone else’s prayer.

[Kaizer Chiefs @KaizerChiefs]

@Ibhola_Lethu Which Kaizer Chiefs?

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

A hospital is the most expensive hotel in the world. Take a minute to thank God for keeping you out of one.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Wait for it

[MoFlava @moflavadj]

These Thursday night World Cup games are gonna be the death of us. Goodluck with the Friday morning hang over😂🤞🏾

[Pule Letshwiti-Jones @pule_jones]

BREAKING:

Five senior South African Police Service generals have been suspended over their alleged involvement in the Medicare tender scandal.

The senior officers were reportedly served with suspension notices on Friday.

The matter is understood to form part of ongoing investigations into alleged irregularities linked to the controversial Medicare tender.

Several other police officers were suspended recently. They have been charged criminally.

@abramjee @eNCA

[LimpopoHun❤️💚 @Tsele_MK]

I wanted to book myself into those Mental Institutions for rich people, for a week, bare R7800 per day. Yoh hai let me go back home, I will just scream and swear. 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[BROWNTOPINK @browntopink]

Vanilla

[TheeCandid✌🏾 @khal_juniier]

Life without ifebe? I can’t even imagine it. 😭

[optimistic man @_Misandaa]

From groove they do the cutest little things. They’ll be crying cos they need to pee, then when you stop at a filling station, instead of going to the bathroom, they twerk and dance with the petrol attendants😭
You may make bad decisions in life, but you'll never regret hoes man.

[P. @panduleni_0]

FNB charges even when you walk past their ATMs😭😭

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

No, only Bafana Bafana.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I love Twitter because all of my intrusive thoughts are spoken loudly by somebody else first

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

I think consideration is one of the purest forms of romance.

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

Life is too short to wait on people just to travel.

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

Cranberry is the only juice flavour that matters.

[Mapholoba. @NjayamJnr]

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