Swagger Dee

Figuring it out.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

[✧ @cessonmute]

Unpopular opinion:

I rarely meet men in real life who are as remarkable as the ones written in movies, but I constantly meet women who are far more impressive than the women movies give us.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.

[Swagger Dee @_MuthoniK]

Eat at FK Resort & Spa, Marua-Nyeri at your own risk!!!

[. @Fimiye]

I don’t have even 1% curiosity to know anything about anyone’s life

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

I finally found the square root.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[Swagger Dee @_MuthoniK]

The playground where we spent hours running, playing, and enjoying the grass in my primary school is now entirely paved. Progress is important, but so are the green spaces that shape childhood memories, creativity, and our connection with nature. Smh

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[Nyeleti✨ @Nyeleti0606]

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

Should we inform Arsenal fans in Ethiopia about what will happen on May 30th, 2026 or we should still wait? 😂

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

You know the way you go into a chuom to do unsavory stuff? We're the chuom😭😭. The kichochoro of Africa.

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

He no longer needs to go. He needs to die.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[¿ @umlarp]

people unpleaser