Micah Demilade

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷 @gokehq]

“This guy rarely falls sick”

Me in 2004:

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

Me: Omg you read too? What is your favourite book?
Them: Atomic Habits
Me:

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

“Sorry bro, you can’t hang with us. You’re homophobic for no reason”.

Normalize this in 2026.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

In love and memory of Diogo.

Remembering our lad from Portugal ❤️

[Trilly @YoungsTeflon]

I find it hilarious that 90% ppl using it don’t know what film it’s from 😂

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

A lot of issues come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

You could have 99 problems but the moment you have a health problem, now you have only one. Everything else becomes irrelevant

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Finally losing your attachment to someone who wasn't good for you >>>>>>

[Mr Charles (Remote Jobs) @MrCharlesky]

Bro to Bro

1. Quit porn
2. Replace your worn-out boxers
3. Get a haircut every 2 weeks
4. Shower twice daily
5. Own a few quality polos and button-down shirts
6. Have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions
7. Own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance
8. Use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)
9. Drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups
10. Brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day
11. Use the restroom before leaving the house
12. Dress well no matter where you’re going
13. Above all, love God

[MISS AQUARIUS @4daluvofmonie]

why nobody dick be getting hard on love island after all that kissing

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Post and delete is one thing, but do you ever be halfway through typing a tweet and suddenly think, "Nah, I really need to shut up." 😂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the most attractive thing a person can do is genuinely be funny as fuck. like why are you making me giggle.. i want you

[re•Zorø @King0fhell_]

nobody warns you how fast you go from 18 to 25💔

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

My dream is for WhatsApp to include the option to disable voice note. When someone tries to send one, a message will appear that says, "You can't send voice notes to this user, TYPE."

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

Talk back immediately,
Don't go home to overthink!

[🖤 @rxmanticink]

hypersexual yes. willing to have sex with just anyone? absolutely the fuck not

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

There is nobody I can’t do without, it might hurt me in the beginning but I will move on.

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨 John Terry responds to Enzo Maresca’s letter:

“I read every word of Enzo’s letter, and all I saw were excuses. You don’t walk away from Chelsea halfway through a season because Manchester City called. That’s not a ‘difficult decision’ that’s choosing your own career over the club that trusted you and picked you up from Championship.

You say Chelsea treated you well, yet you left the players, fans and staff to deal with the mess. That’s sneaky behaviour, and no apology changes that. If you can abandon Chelsea for Manchester City today, don’t be surprised if you abandon Manchester City for Real Madrid tomorrow. Loyalty isn’t something you write in a farewell letter it’s something you prove with your actions.��

[Dede 💗 @msdede_x]

25 looked like such a big age when I was younger

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We brought back baggy jeans, Polaroid cameras, and vinyl records. Can we bring back basic human empathy too? The way it’s become so rare is concerning.