Lindsay

she/her 💍♎️🇺🇸🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈amateur DM, huge nerd, writer. dog mom and cat mom 🐶 🐈🐈‍⬛

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

“What’s your religion?”
“…….. Thunder.”

#dnd5e #ttrpg #DnD

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

Playing Call of Cthulhu : “Damn you fur snake!”#ttrpg #callofcathulhu

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

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[Poimcat/Ripley Skully @Poimcat]

"If a banshee is a male, is it a manshee?" @_Nalyvia_ #dnd5e #dndquotes #dnd

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Kaz : SORRY I WAS KNOCKED OUT THEN WOKE UP TO BEING JERKED OFF. ITS BEEN A CONFUSING DAY.
#dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg @Poimcat

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DM (me): I mean I was gonna have you make a DEX check to see if you can thread his needle……. I did *not* intend it like that.
#dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg

[Poimcat/Ripley Skully @Poimcat]

Cleric: "how hurt are you?"
Wizard: "I'm down."
Warlock: "I can get him up."
Wizard: "heyooo!"

@_Nalyvia_ #dnd #dnd5e #dndquotes

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Dra’kar: I cast cure wounds on Kaz.
Kaz: *referencing the inside joke from earlier* Heh. Does it get me up? #dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg

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Valfina to Varris : there’s a CON save if you want. Or are you going to do this willingly?Varris : *currently grappled by The Lonely in Purgatory* Uuuuuuuuuh….. I trust my friends?????
#dnd5e #dnd #ttrpg

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Mag’s new quest : obtain Jabberwock poop from the source.
#dnd #dnd5e #scatman

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

DM - “Veronica make a wisdom saving through… HA! I hope you fail it.”
#dnd #dnd5e

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The group is now looking at pictures of animal poop. #dnd #dnd5e

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DM - “It’s not poop you’re familiar with.”
Mag - “That is…. A lot.”
#dnd #dnd5e

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DM- “More like a polar bear poop. It is a carnivore.”
#dnd #dnd5e

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DM - “More like a….. camel amount of poop.”
Mag - “Like camel size or the amount a camel would poop?”
#dnd #dnd5e

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Mag - “I’d like to perceive shit.”
Tarrare - “Is there poop? We’re looking for poop.”
#dnd #dnd5e

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

My husband in reference to @VancityReynolds : “I would shave my face with his washboard abs.”

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

@Mitakayobby @LavaniOfAnhult It was a wild night 😂

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

Context : my character ate polymorph powder (on a dare) and turned into an oni.
Seth : “Can I tell the powder is magical?”
Evan : “YOUR WOMAN IS AN ONI.”
#dnd #dnd5e

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MY LIFETIME DND GOAL IS COMPLETE. I GOT POLYMORPHED INTO A UNICORN AND GOT TO PLAY AS A UNICORN. #dnd5e #dnd

[Lindsay @_Nalyvia_]

“We’re in Dreamworld. It’s fine guys.”
#dnd5e #dnd