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[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

Told Dan if he shaves his beard off he no longer has a girlfriend, clearly why he loves me

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Applying fake lashes is the biggest struggle of my life

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Had a 16 hour working day and now my neighbours decide to do DIY at 10.30, are you fucking kidding me?

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You can't caption a picture "lazy day" whilst wearing false lashes

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I'm out here working my ass off for what? To see kids my age bragging about new cars mommy and daddy have bought #jealous #doesntcount

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Bullshit baffles brains

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Twitter was so much beter before promotional tweets and tweets of RT's

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Temptation is definitely my fatal flaw

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

The train is 20 minutes late are you fucking shitting me

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Twitter is so shit now

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

There was a Jason Statham lookalike on the train this morning, I've had a good morning..

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

You know you're getting old when you have to pay for your prescription

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

Don't get why girls get offended when they're told they're bums look big, isn't that the aim of the game???

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

Haven't even started work yet and I've already spilt tea all down my dress :))))

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

How can grown adults not know what colour a £50 note is

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"Can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch" dyingggg

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

If you knew how blind Dan was, you'd understand how scary it was when he just started driving without his glasses on...

[Tash  @_Natashaaaa_]

Hate how big my little sisters are getting

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Sexual abuse and grooming allegations aren't took seriously enough at all

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If you're having to comment "mine" on a photo clearly she isn't portraying it well enough herself