Nate Drake

Occasionally profound.
Frequently intermediatefound.

[Nate Drake @_NateDrake]

“For the Glory of God is a living man; and the life of man consists in beholding God.

For if the manifestation of God which is made by means of creation, affords life to all living in the earth,… (1/2)

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11 year old me discovering the Burrito Supremo at a national chain restaurant:

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Mexico is not playing around.

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I’ve been going around saying “Happy Last Day” today and I gotta tell you it is not being received well

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In case anyone is wondering, the Great Value gummy bears for 88 cents at Walmart taste like soap.

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I need to get back into tweeting so bad.

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told a barista that the song playing was in a @Swiffer commercial 10 years ago and immediately all the workers dropped what they were doing and started yearning for my attention saying things like “you’re my favorite customer” and “you sound like a guy I want to hang out with”

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@NYTGames stop being a coward and let us see WHAT our friends guess for the Wordle and not just how many tries it took.

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American Pope would make a sick band name. #PopeElection

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Next year #CincoDeMayo is on Taco Tuesday and I just don’t think the American mind will comprehend it.

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Today’s Wordle is so insulting if you lose @NYTGames

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Two things about me is I’m Protestant and I pick bad hills to die on so today is just regular Patrick’s day for me.

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Did we save the daylight

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So much hype about this tik tok app. I can’t wait to go download it and see what all the hype is about.

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Happy Boxing Day.

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@historyinmemes The Batmobile. Dark Knight, specifically.

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Your parents had to “be Santa” so you wouldn’t know you’re on the naughty list.

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By far the best part of election season is all the positive energy.

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Can’t wait to see if America is having a boy or a girl tonight.

#ElectionDay
#GenderReveal
#Vote2024

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I'm not sure if this is clear or not. He does not work at Advance. He stands on the side in the parking lot and just offers his services as you're trying to walk inside.

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The most Atlanta thing I've done was today when I let the guy who offers to fix your car while you're walking into Advance Auto Parts change my thermostat. You pull up and he says "I can fix your car super cheap" so I let him and I must admit that my car is no longer overheating.

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@morganisawizard You are never as young or as old as you your brain makes you feel, but rather always a secret third thing.