𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡

Tech Enthusiast. Environmentalist. Movies. 🏊‍♀️

Music. Montie Errands.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

For those fluent in English, what’s the difference between a client and a customer?

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

@luccideity @Akokerryy 😂

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

fortunately, i'm a person that's okay with starting over. there will always be another lover, another job, other friends, but never another life.

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

@Somlimokazi 😅

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

@DionBett 😅

[remx @biigrem]

The most painful part of a relationship is when your partner finds someone else and they start acting out of character just to break up with you, while you are out there trying to fix things because you think its all your fault. People are very unkind.

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

April 29, 1994 was a dark day for the country. On this morning, 272 people died when MV Mtongwe ferry sank 40 metres from land. So near yet so far. There were 400 people on board.
#WeRemember

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

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[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

@SuccessBluePrtX Safari

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

Psalms 127:2

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat?

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

this lady on tiktok was asked when did she realize her husband loved her and she said “we got into an argument and i yelled at him LOUD AF.. he then said, "i’m in love with you and one day i want to marry you & have kids..so you're going to have to find a way to communicate your emotions without yelling because i’m not gonna have us arguing in front of our kids.".. and i think this is the type marriage im yearning for.

[ELLIANO @Uyomian]

If you ever need someone to talk to

Regular problems :500
Sad story :1000
If I have to cry with you :2000

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

Anza mwaka na kuchromoka nunua Chrome Gin ama Vodka, scratch label → tuma code to 22110
#Chromoka
@glow_eboso usiachwe nyuma😉

[°°° @chebiimashiep]

It is only in Nairobi where no one smiles. No one says hi. No one offers free information. You get in, find someone avoiding the window seat and even as they let you take it, their conscious does not tell them to tell you the seat is soaking wet. They just let you find out...

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

Pipe down @BarryIpapo you might get cracked.

[𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒♡ @_Neema1]

@BarryIpapo Good morning mkulima, praise the Lord.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Economy is so bad, how are you text is followed by “Niko poa, kupambana tu na hali ya msoto” to counter the enemy on the other end mapema mapema.