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[Mokera Jerseys🇵🇹🇧🇷🇫🇷 @e_mokera]

I am very personal when it comes to Cristiano. Before you talk to me about Cristiano jiulize kama tunajuana hivo sana

[ZuZu @_Ngugii]

Mori et Renasci

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Congratulations to @Cristiano Ronaldo, who's won the Ballon d'Or, just as he did with #mufc for his 2008 performances

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when i wanna vent to someone but i realize i’m a man and i gotta suffer in silence

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️

[ZuZu @_Ngugii]

Siet😍

[G.A @Guan17X]

Yes

[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

I actually DO need a Porsche. Like… I know it deep in my soul

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

People don't hate the system. They hate their rank within it.

[. @njorogehhh]

Leteni kazi tupate za ku fund addictions aki

[Car.it @kipronobett_]

😍 the black 991 911 GT3 in Mombasa

[ZuZu @_Ngugii]

Amorim boys hii nayo imetuuma

[ZuZu @_Ngugii]

Siet🔥

[Waigera @_waigera]

Must be nice 🔥

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Parliament has invited your views on the Turkana Oil FDP that we are considering currently. You should pay attention because this is Ruto’s biggest scandal yet.

1. The ownership of the Company that is to produce the oil (Gulf Energy, Formerly Tullow) changed names and hands multiple times in a matter of weeks. Days even. Your lawyer will tell you thats symptomatic of attempts to mask real ownership. It is telling that the current FDP was approved by government days after the last ownership changes.

2. The Original production contract has been varied a million times. Most notably on 25th November 2025 just days after the last ownership changes, to raise the maximum recoverable cost for petroleum production from the initial 55% to 85%. Kenyans will never see any real benefit from that oil.

3. On the same day Clause 27(2)(b) was amended to expand the definition of capital
expenditure to include expenditure on labour, fuel, repairs, maintenance,
hauling, mobilisation and supplies and materials relating to production,
development, exploration and appraisal and decommissioning costs. We may basically never see a coin from our oil.

4. Crucially, we in the Senate passed the Local Content bill which requires the oil company to utilize locally available resources including labour and supplies. They have cleverly made the current agreement with Gulf exempt from such legislation.

We don’t have leaders. We have dealers in government who don’t care about anything other than themselves.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me next year:

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Hii manifestation ya gari nayo, all of us are getting one of those in 2026