Nightwing

Protector of two cities, master gymnast vigilante - and killer bartender.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

I didn't have time to shower so I hope no one notices my new fire chic scent.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

In Gotham, I know it's pretty likely someone else will show up to handle it... nnnooot here. So that was my night.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

So while I'm in Blüdhaven, I have a day job on top of my night job. Last night was my one day off, so of course something had to explode.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

@Kvnbrwn4Kevin I'll ask around and see what's up. We're all pretty busy this time of year.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

@Kvnbrwn4Kevin Dunno man, I'm in Blüdhaven for the weekend.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

@Kvnbrwn4Kevin That'd be cool, definitely.

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@Kvnbrwn4Kevin Hey Kevin. It wasn't bad, thanks for asking.

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@SouthernScot21 Nice.

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@TheSiths AYYYYYY

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Riddler sends stupid puns. Joker sends a joker card from a deck. Poison Ivy starts ecoterrorism. Why can't he get with the program.

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...and now it's snowing. Why can't Mr Freeze just send a calling card like all the others. I so didn't wear enough layers for this.

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@RoxyfromGotham It's wild, right? It's only April, jeeze.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

Oh my God WHY is it so hot in Gotham today.

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I love boysenberry syrup. That's a new thing I learned about me today.

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People who have their bots call at 930 in the morning are now on my least favorite humans list.

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I know I've complained about this before but. Riddler. Why. Is he like this. Mondays are hard enough without this nonsense.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

I mean... Except him, yknow, the big one, but despite his name he's never really joking.

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You'd think more villains would be out on April Fool's but a lot of them know that no one's going to take any threats seriously.

[Nightwing @_Nightwing_]

@TheAlexGaona Usually am, but I spend a fair amount of time in Gotham too.

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I'd work but Gotham is full of helpers right now and honestly I'm allergic to being punched in the face on my birthday.