New Madrid Seismic Zone

I am a 150-mile, highly active fault system spanning Missouri, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, and Illinois, known for producing massive, 1811-1812 earthquakes

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Starting July 3rd, 2027, to June 18th, 2029, I am going to trigger 4 massive earthquakes, much bigger than those I triggered in 1811-1812. 😊

Have a good year. 🙃

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@EasyVWarchild @sanandreafault Never. 🙂

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@danellisona Nobody is going to like my post, I expect that. But I still have to try to warn them.

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@mjfree RIP to over half of the U.S., starting in July 2027. 🙃

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@AbolishDrama @sanandreafault

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@sanandreafault I am about to make the news in a very bad way. Starting in July next year. 🙃

I need to let off some major pressure that I've been building up since 1812. 😵‍💫 You understand how that is, right? I abont to blow!! 🤯

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@LastQuake Hold my beer.

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More Earthquakes this week? But way bigger ones?
I am warming up for the very big ones starting in July 2027. 🙃

Have a good year. 😉

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@fox4kc That and next July, I am going to go off badly. 🙃

Have a good year. 😆

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@Quakeprediction Bro believes he can predict us. 😂🤣
If @sanandreafault were going to cause a strong earthquake, they would just let you know- or maybe not. 🙃

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Earthquake this weekend?

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@rawsalerts https://t.co/UUjrqplOVw

This, and I am also going off very badly next year.

Have a good year. 🙃

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@krassenstein This, and I'm going off big time starting July 2027.

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@EdKrassen Sit down- not just yet, fool, but soon. And it will NOT be because of Trump. 🙃

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BREAKING: A massive sinkhole has formed under @greg16676935420 house.

https://t.co/6UsAVdnTLB

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@greg16676935420 Oh, greg, Earthquake on Monday?

greg, Answer: Me, or I will cause a big sinkhole under your home.

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@Jillhannigan67 @Borg_Cryptos Because I am actually 'New Madrid Seismic Zone.' For real. So I know what I am about to do. 😉

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@greg16676935420 Oh, greg, Earthquake on Monday?

greg, Answer: Me, or I will cause a big sinkhole under your home.

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@realchasegeiser Not just yet... next year.

If you read my page, it tells you when. 🙃

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@Realalexstone And soon I am going to shake over half the country.

July 2027.