$koomerz

Been on crack for like a month and still look good

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

When people think you're @jacobsartorius

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Do you guys think maybe the reason Rosa Parks didn’t stand up was because she had a boner

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Matthew, I am mentally unstable. You were never ready for this conversation

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

The two icons that led the women’s rights movement:

Harriet Tubman & Sabrina Carpenter

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Just learned the golden rule: “Treat everyone the way you want to be treated.”

Guess I gotta go around jacking everyone off

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

My New Year’s resolution for 2026 is to be more green

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Commit an armed robbery, get government funded buttsex. Sounds like a win/win

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

What if Charlie Kirk had big ole wide natural yum yums hanging on his chest? Would you still be laughing then?

[note @derpatron6000]

currently going #BeastMode in my butt

[Phil @guydudefellaman]

First off I was just tired, second you wasted that narcan

[Jayeazywhat @jayeazywhat]

I Think My Money Is Gay It’s Too Many Men On Top Of Another! Happy Pride! 🫶🏻

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Are we sure about that? He fucking that baby up

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This doctor is saving the baby’s life ❤️

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Am I worried about the tariffs? Yeah, worried my wiener is gonna tariff I don’t stop tugging on it

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Out here in the streets peddling some good dick for real cheap. Please help me feed my family, times are tough. God bless

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[Mocca @tanzela__]

This is what happens if the knife is rotated at full speed

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

If you pinch me today I swear to god I will up pole

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Hate a “I don’t like seafood” ass bitch. Grow the fuck up, or better yet try killing yourself

[$koomerz @_Noblah]

Having business casual sex

[† @swagnesian]

I hate taking a shit so bad
get the fuck outta my butt