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I don't post on here very much but I make stupid stuff on the internet

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I'd rather shit in my hand and clap

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

Google is testing a new reCAPTCHA that asks you to wave your hand at your camera.

The reason: AI can now solve every traditional CAPTCHA. traffic lights, crosswalks, fire hydrants, distorted text. all defeated. bots pass them faster than humans.

So Google's solution is biometrics. your hand. on camera. 21 joint coordinates extracted. analyzed. verified.

Google says: videos deleted after verification. not linked to your identity. audio never recorded.

now here's the timeline of what Google has said about data before:

CAPTCHA was originally designed to help digitize old books and street signs. harmless. useful. then Google used it to label training data for Street View and Google Maps. you were solving puzzles. you were also labeling Google's datasets for free.

And the new system: already bypassed. A user demonstrated it using a virtual camera feeding AI-generated hand animations. the verification designed to prove you're human was defeated by an AI pretending to have a hand.

so to recap:

the old CAPTCHA farmed your attention for training data.
the new CAPTCHA wants your camera and your hand geometry.
it's already broken.
and the bot traffic it's trying to stop just crossed 55% of all internet traffic.

Google needs you to wave at your camera to prove you're human.

The AI watching you wave already knows you are.

It just needed the footage.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

That guy’s dad finally did it

[Variety @Variety]

#OliverTree, the singer behind “Life Goes On” and “Alien Boy,” has died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro at 32.

https://t.co/awbtzXUuXX

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@OOCCouchGags Somehow Burns' voice sounds better in this than it usually does in the show

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Thats horrible Steven! RT "@steven_spielberg: new Shindlers List deluxe bluray combopack will include 45 min of hilarious bloopers and gags"

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@thetomska Mmbop?

[Pukicho @pukicho]

@Windows This is going to suck so fucking hard

[Neighbor-From-Hello-Neighbor @ITheNeighbor]

Yeah try getting to my house now you little cumstain

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@thetomska oh my god

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

TomSka turns 20 on Saturday. See you then!

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@ToonHive they'll have to pry flash out of my cold dead hands.

[livy @punish3dx]

I’d Deadass rather write with my own blood than communicate using Snapchat

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@Golzayy thanks to you every time I see anything related to Fountain I hear that fucking video and I have very mixed opinions on it

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@pikuma

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

saying ooooooooooooo your in trouuublleee to my cellmate who just stabbed someone with a shiv

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Doin an awesome-weird DLC collab with @WalkaboutMG! I'm bout to do a buncha stuff you prolly shouldn't do in a VR mini-golf game! Coming June 25th! https://t.co/2EwjgDzKDD

[Loop De Loop @LoOpDeLo]

Gooseworx to the fanbase on June 4th

[Yaoi Files Official. @firstyuutafan]

mother, you are disturbing our operations. We are receiving programming. We are learning about the future. guy who thinks he’s a cyborg strict professional