Noops Christenson

Retired weather originator

Host @SGPNNBA

NBA @CrossingXLines

NBA & NFL @FTNFantasy

[Noops Christenson @_Noops]

By the way, if you’re new here, this is kinda how things go. We hit a long shot every so often and generally lose most games. Please, please, PLEASE do NOT change your unit size because you think “we’re due.” It’s a long season.

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I risk the same flat unit, 1% of my first TD bankroll, on all my first TD bets.

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1-5 +9U

YTD 5-131 -4U

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Football in France is a special thing, so let's celebrate with a first touchdown scorer winner.

Dowdle +1400
Washington +1400
Johnson +1700
Shough +2000
Fant +3000
Delp +6000

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@KateConstable

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Football in France is a special thing, so let's celebrate with a first touchdown scorer winner.

Dowdle +1400
Washington +1400
Johnson +1700
Shough +2000
Fant +3000
Delp +6000

[Noops Christenson @_Noops]

Football in France is a special thing, so let's celebrate with a first touchdown scorer winner.

Dowdle +1400
Washington +1400
Johnson +1700
Shough +2000
Fant +3000
Delp +6000

[Noops Christenson @_Noops]

Football in France is a special thing, so let's celebrate with a first touchdown scorer winner.

Dowdle +1400
Washington +1400
Johnson +1700
Shough +2000
Fant +3000
Delp +6000

[Sports Gambling Podcast ™ @GamblingPodcast]

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w/ @playcheddr #Cheddrpartner

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#FlyEaglesFly #DallasSucks

[Hammer Betting Network 🔨 @TheHammerHQ]

Which team should people be all in on for this NBA season?

@_Noops, assume there can only be two options⬇️

@FanDuel x #FDPartner

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@GunzPicks

[Role Player Performances @BenchHighlights]

Gary Trent Jr. hasn’t played a single second in either of the Bucks first 2 games (healthy DNPs) just months after signing a $64 million contract extension. That’s not weird at all

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@AdamAwesomeO @SGPNNBA @ReichelRadio @Underdog I still can’t figure out what that line was

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@SharksNSports88 @JayMoneyIsMoney I love this duo

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Tonight's terrific twosome of NBA action gives a few chances to win some wagers. Here are my best bets for @FTNFantasy.

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[Crossing Lines @CrossingXLines]

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[Noops Christenson @_Noops]

0-6 -6U

YTD 4-126 -13U

[Noops Christenson @_Noops]

I think we'll see a few TDs tonight, but I only care about the first TD. That's just how first touchdown betting works.

Brown +1100
Caleb +1900
Maye +2200
Raridon +3000
Z Thomas +6000

SGP - Burden 1st TD/2+ TDs +3500

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NBA Friday Picks - 10/23/26 | NBA Bets, Player Props and Predictions https://t.co/Zv7JnlmW7v

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NBA Friday Picks - 10/23/26 | NBA Bets, Player Props and Predictions https://t.co/Zv7JnlmW7v

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#PlayTheDamnSong

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[Noops Christenson @_Noops]

I think we'll see a few TDs tonight, but I only care about the first TD. That's just how first touchdown betting works.

Brown +1100
Caleb +1900
Maye +2200
Raridon +3000
Z Thomas +6000

SGP - Burden 1st TD/2+ TDs +3500

[Noops Christenson @_Noops]

I think we'll see a few TDs tonight, but I only care about the first TD. That's just how first touchdown betting works.

Brown +1100
Caleb +1900
Maye +2200
Raridon +3000
Z Thomas +6000

SGP - Burden 1st TD/2+ TDs +3500

[FTN @FTNFantasy]

Backing Philly in their home opener & fading the early line market?

@_Noops drops his best bets for Thursday’s NBA slate using the FTN Model 👀

https://t.co/fdhKfShn4H