@tylerwestside My neighbor told me his money and guns keep getting taken in djihadist controlled territory so I asked him how much he got and he told me he just goes down to Langley and gets more of it so I said sounds like hes juste giving guns and money to terrorists ans Oz started crying
@postoctobrist My neighbor told me that washing machines keeps exploding in his tenant's appartment and I asked him how many hes got and he told me he just keeps a couple in reserve so I said it sounds like hes just feeding machines to his tenant's appartment and his daughter started crying
@postoctobrist That or you could just make sure that there's not a lil bit of semtex left in the pockets of your surplus apparel before cleaning it it might stop exploding 😤