*NotAProfessional

Shitty comedian, mediocre human, good dad, decent husband, owner of a DD-214, and Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

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Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer.

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@FightWithMemes

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@realradec Literally every day.

I changed my ps5 to the ps3 “appearance” just to hear the ‘tick tick tick’ while I navigate it.

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@DudespostingWs Really? No Julio?

I get it now.

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@clintgc thanks for the follow my bearded brother!

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@1MOAsolutions I’m with you man but give some grace, especially on the internet of opinions.

Everyone has their stages after the Army. It’s a constant eb and flow of “I hated it” to the “best days of my life”.

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@RealAlexJones lol this is such a far reach. Anything to make sure you don’t upset the cult at this point.

[Limp Bizkit Japan @limpbizkitjapan]

Fred Durst recorded an emotional rendition of Black Sabbath's "Changes" for the Back To The Beginning celebration.

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@Havoc_Six @JackPosobiec I love the serious face too. Like he’s doing something important 😂

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@B1TuckerCarlson Bet you none of them passengers expected to see two sea lions fight on the deck.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

Well this is awkward...

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@GamewithDave 70 hours on Nightreign baby

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@Photomusicrock I can see all of his childhood dreams coming true.

[Rock Photography @Photomusicrock]

Jason Momoa & Steven Tyler of Aerosmith during soundcheck at Black Sabbath’s final show in Birmingham, 2025. © Ross Halfin.

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@LaNativePatriot The most free person on this planet.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Link in Lincoln Park with Linkin Park watching Lincoln Park a Lincoln (2017)

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@hodgetwins @catturd2 Gonna blame everyone but Trump, including “dark forces” I’m sure.

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@razzli_ They hate all of us lol

We don’t make enough money for them to care about our opinions.

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@Photomusicrock Only the Prince of Darkness himself can bring these two together

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@DC_Draino Where’s your dipshit binder?

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@briangansmd @NightreignNews You’re a dick lol