oYo

I don’t take this account seriously, and if you do, you will be sorely disappointed.

[oYo @_oYoYo]

@venusianbabie

[oYo @_oYoYo]

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

[oYo @_oYoYo]

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

[oYo @_oYoYo]

hehy x

[Brianna Whitrock (Shrum) @BriannaShrum]

someday everyone will be able to immediately pick out all the millennial gravestones because everyone else's will be like "loving husband, wings of angels" and ours will be like
"thank fuck"
"a very good boi"
"1995-2064. nice."
"she died doing what she loved: being murdered"

[oYo @_oYoYo]

@kraftmacncheese Do you like your macaroni creamy or crunchy?

[oYo @_oYoYo]

A submarine is just a wet tank.

[oYo @_oYoYo]

Gasoline is just fire sauce.

[oYo @_oYoYo]

Solder is just electronic sauce.

[oYo @_oYoYo]

bunk beds are just racks for storing children.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

They were trying to get into an R-rated movie

[oYo @_oYoYo]

Portia and @Porsche are pronounced the same.

[oYo @_oYoYo]

Child with small text:

I can read this because I have tiny eyes.

[oYo @_oYoYo]

magic spells are just cursing at something until it does what you want.

[oYo @_oYoYo]

Q: What kind of music do they play in .@WholeFoods ?

A: Whole notes.

[🦋the-michael-datson.bsky.social🦋 @fuller_sean]

@CreepyOrg This