andrew

you knew me in a former life - messianic cosmonaut

[可愛くノ一 🇯🇵🌸 @hokkori_buzz]

Hey Americans, good evening! 🇺🇸

You’re leading Group D in the World Cup!
Keep that momentum going and aim for the championship! 🏆

Japan plays Tunisia today in a big, important match.

So please cheer for us too! 🇯🇵

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Scots are assimilating well to American culture.

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[dire.bsky.social @direYGO]

"make this 4 chan post into a movie like backrooms, no make this one" you're all wrong, this is the only one i want to see get a movie

[levy @1929stockcrash]

saw a man showing off his reversible George Floyd-Jeff Epstein puffer at wash square today

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

RIP IT AND FLIP IT! A WORLDY FROM JEDI!

#USMNT x @VW

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

The Penguins announce that Evgeni Malkin has signed a one-year, $5.5 million deal for next season.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"...And Stay Down!" by artist Charles Keegan

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

#SnowTires 🦇

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

This is funnier than anything The Onion or Tim Heidecker could do with parodying Alex Jones and InfoWars

[Giselle @semrotulo123]

Venci o câncer! Estou muito feliz!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "The first lady hates when I dance to what is sometimes referred to as the gay national anthem. We love that song."

[Henry Martinez @HenryMa79561893]

Cole Allen

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

BUCKLE UP.