Ninja Morio

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[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

How was this artist able to portray emotions without drawing the actual faces?!

[Son Of Zeus 🏖🍜✈️ @SonsOfZeus__]

Bomboclaat

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

We know. That’s why we’re all pissed off that it’s there.

[🍔 but not 🍔 @burgernotburger]

I'm obsessed with flawless alignment.
😭26 jerseys, 3 rows, 1 continuous line.
A geometric perfection masquerading as a team photo.
📷

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia.

[George @gmuchineripi]

@DaleJohnsonBBC So in future a host government can decide to ban teams they deem to be stronger than them and FIFA will just fold their arms and let the competition continue 😅😅

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

Have we all forgotten about "Mvua haitoki kwa miti, inatoka mbinguni" when the people whp cared were fighting for Mau forest? Were we that young to remember?

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

State plans eCitizen data sale to boost revenue https://t.co/mFuNVLkCyN

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

Mmesema Tugo Lister is AI music?

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

@themumbua1 This was me someday with my half-jacket. GenZ straight up told me I look like a cop to my face 🤣

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

😂😂😂😂

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

Coffee dates aren’t safe anymore some of you are capable of ordering Ribs at 9AM

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

Funny how they will have that rule at number one yet they are the direct source of the delays with plates. This country jokes write themselves 😅

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The National Transport and Safety Authority (NTSA)’s List of Traffic Offences and Fines.

[Proxima Science 🔭 🧠 @ProximaScience]

@ParamSiddh Who uses wire nowadays 😏

[Param @ParamSiddh]

bad cable management tbh

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Flirting: Tokea Westie
Harassment: Njoo utawala.

[Joyce Nyairo @jnyairo]

When KALRO and KEBS warn us there is aflotoxin-laced cereal in the country, and that it has cancer-causing agents, what do they want us, as consumers, to do?
Do we have the means to trace, mop up—and prosecute those selling— toxic grain?
Why does GoK stop at WARNING the public?😮‍💨

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

This year just pay rent and food . Dnt try many things.

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[Teddy Blank @teddypowday]

Your CEO should be strong.

Your CTO should be wise.

Your COO should be wicked, cunning, of mysterious origins, fluent in the dark arts, blurry in pictures,

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

Cant believe we spent all that effort learning regression analysis and programming in R... only for AI to plot millions of data points in a second.

[omnidamian🇵🇹 @chiiledwater]

I’ve stopped greeting security guards I know I’ll see again. I’ve learnt that over familiarity breeds billing

[Ninja Morio @_Okoth_]

@SirAlexas 🎶 "You weren't even born.. champions of Europe, you weren't even born" 🎵🎵