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guess

[むったー @AkagoDeutsch]

ご飯を食べにいったら、
コースのデザートが
「バナナ」

で、これが出てきて。

生まれて初めて
「シェフを呼んでくれ」
と言いたい気持ち。

#お値段9億6千万

[goosie 🐭 @pollypocketmode]

thats how I move in the grocery store. I'm chatting with anyone. Someone's gotta uphold our Mothers' traditions

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

three blues pretending not to know each other

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

My greatest flex is when the dust settles and everyone realizes I was never lying or hating, just telling the truth.

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[ciara 🐰🧁 @ciaramiara]

realizing that how i grew up really does affect how i am in my relationships

[☔ @Whotfismick]

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The real neurodivergent experience is being told you’re overthinking by people who communicate entirely through implication.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

The weirdest experience for me is being wildly mistreated & then going somewhere else & everyone respects you

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

[CallUnc @Callunc]

If u sniffling in 100° weather, that’s all I gotta know about u 😂

[marl @heartwrrm]

it’s your god given right to half ass your job. show up high. listen to music while you work. go to the bathroom to go on your phone. do as little work as possible

[g @34rths]

I owe my body, my mind and my heart so many apologies I don't know why I'm so mean to myself when all I have is myself at the end of the day

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless