> Bitcoin rallies into FOMC
> 25bps rate cut, as expected
> volatility.exe
> Powell says "good afternoon"
> markets tank, sell the news
> we're so back → it's so over
> altcoins flush, late longs punished
> bleed into end of September
> uno reverse October, bullish Q4
> more rate cuts, Fed dovish pivot
> DXY continues to tank
> equities run higher, crypto follows
> we all get girlfriends
> we all sell the pico top
> we all retire and ride into the sunset
Top 5 things Ima do when I’m rich
1- Switch up on my day 1’s
2- Let the money change me
3- Forget where I came from
4- Marry a gold digger (no prenup)
5- Cut off family