Paul Williams

Sport. Music. Beer. The holy trinity of a happy life.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

Harry Kane has 10 goals already this season, in only 5 games, and there are still people who think Ollie no goals Watkins should start at next years World Cup 🤣

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

@AdamSchefter @Beardlar Do you reckon he knows how bad the team he scraped past for his first win is?

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

Was Daniel Levy in charge of the Twitter account because how have @SpursOfficial not once mentioned that today is the anniversary of the formation of the club 🤣

#THFC

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

I'm actually in disbelief, I didn't think this day would come.

I won't pretend like everything Levy has done has been bad, but for his constant business over football decisions, penny pinching and fucking over fans he's been a parasite to our club

Ding dong the bald cunts gone

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Tottenham Hotspur announces departure of Executive Chairman Daniel Levy.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

Perfect example today is how an earth have they doubled thier money on Jackson?

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

I've had a theory for a while that Todd 'money is no object' Boehly is buying his own players off himself via other clubs. Because how have Chelsea managed to shift 854 players in the least 2 years, quite often at a profit despite them hardly playing

It's all a bit suspicious.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

This is how quickly the Eze deal should've been done and he'd be playing in Lilywhite.

As it happens, this isn't a terrible alternative.

#WelcomeXavi

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

He's ours 🤩

We're delighted to announce the signing of Xavi Simons from RB Leipzig on a long-term contract ✍He's ours 🤩

We're delighted to announce the signing of Xavi Simons from RB Leipzig on a long-term contract ✍️

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

@tix2tottenham Still got one spare for tomorrow if anyone wants to see Simons in person 🤣

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

3 weeks today we will set off to our camp site in Queen Elizabeth Country Park, pitch up our tent and get a few hours sleep before embarking on our 100km walk.

Any sponsorships to help us achieve the next target would be very much appreciated https://t.co/jBUCkZoaFF

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

I don't think even Spurs could fuck up 2 'Here we go's' in the same window.

So I might start to believe he is our player.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Xavi Simons to Tottenham, here we go!

All SIGNED between Spurs and RB Leipzig for fee worth €60m fixed after agreement revealed overnight.

Xavi has completed his medical and his contract is also now signed. 🔐🇳🇱

Contract until 2030 + 2 year option.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

Here we go 'expected soon' 🤣

We've broken Fabrizio this window to the point even he doesn't wanna believe himself

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham agree €60m fee with RB Leipzig for Xavi Simons!

Official bid accepted, green light after #THFC sent formal bid following player’s encouragement.

Spurs want deal done today also on player side + medical in the next hours.

Here we go, expected soon 🧨

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

Fab, in the nicest way possible, fuck off from talking about Spurs every 10 minutes, you've completely lost your credibility.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇱 Tottenham have advanced in talks with RB Leizpig tonight, €60m ready for Xavi Simons.

Spurs want resolution today, pushing on personal terms.

Chelsea remain at table after personal terms agreed since July; no agreement with RB Leipzig so far.

🎥 https://t.co/UJrrvPMk7A

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

I said it Eze, I said it Savinhio, I said it with Paz and I'll say the same with Simons,I'll be SHOCKED if he's a Spurs player next week.

I don't trust Levy to get a single deal over the line anymore that isn't an overpriced 'prospect'

#THFC

[Last Word On Spurs @LastWordOnSpurs]

🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Tottenham are advancing with Xavi Simons.

⚖️Simons has been giving priority to Chelsea all summer after agreeing terms, but the clubs are yet to agree a fee.

✅Simons is also understood to be open to Spurs.

👨🏻‍💻[@JacobsBen]

#THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

I've had a theory for a while that Todd 'money is no object' Boehly is buying his own players off himself via other clubs. Because how have Chelsea managed to shift 854 players in the least 2 years, quite often at a profit despite them hardly playing

It's all a bit suspicious.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗: Christopher Nkunku to AC Milan is 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗚𝗢 done. ✅

Fee around €35M, plus add ons. Five-year contract.

(Source: @FabrizioRomano)

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

@tix2tottenham Single for Bournemouth, South Stand.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

Genuinely feel for United fans tonight as they're at the lowest of the low (in 'big club' relative terms) and I know how that feels.

But it's so nice for it not to be us for once, they're the new banter boys.

Lads, it's United.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

We were 2 minutes against PSG away from this being an incredible start by Thomas Frank.

It's so refreshing to see us being managed.

Problem now is Levy will think we don't need a nunber 10.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

God I'm absolutely shocked. NOT

We've been mugged off left, right and centre 🤣

Blood on your hands you bald, tight fisted cunt

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Eberechi Eze will not play for Crystal Palace tonight.

Decision follows direct contact between Eze and Oliver Glasner today.

Arsenal have already booked medical for Eze ahead of £60m deal set to be sealed.

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

£3,000,000 plus Josh Onamah.

[Mitch Fretton @mitch_fretton]

It’s unforgivable this time. This is gross incompetence on a level I’ve never seen before. #THFC

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

And it would appear there we have it.

I said I didn't think we would get either and it would appear that's the case.

That bald, tight arse cunt Levy is a cancer on this club. How many times over the years have we said JUST FUCKING PAY UP!

[Paul Williams @_PaulWilliams17]

Sounds like one down one to go in terms of these deals miraculously not happening.

Just spend the going rate you bald cunt.

#LevyOut