I’m way too pretty and funny and cool and kind to have absolutely zero prospects but I also don’t leave the house or go on dates or give anyone a chance because I think everyone is secretly weird and trying to kill me... so really this is all MY fault……
>about to hang myself
>kick chair
>i fall to the ground
>i look up
>Om Nom is sitting opposite me
>he Cut the Rope
Thank you for saviung my life Om Nom.......