CallMePearl

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[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me trying to come up with an excuse not to go to work tomorrow:

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

@sbongo___ The minute that teaspoon clinked against that cup - I lost it 😭😭

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

This collective rage & hate for Jonasi is dusting me 😂

Listen, the girlies are big mad.
#ThePolygamist

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

@thabrrr Yes but how's it relevant here😂

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

@thabrrr I hear you. You have one life, make it count. 😏

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

@thabrrr Waitsi keng

[Ÿûfįt🧚💅 @LehulaMary]

How Cotton On calculate their prices

[timi. 🦥 @algo8timi]

the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

FR. Cos they're nasty 🤢

[®️ E L E @ReleGlo]

Who keeps this sweets in business?

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

All I want this year is a fit body and a calm nervous system.

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

@Mr_Mawela 😂💀 but low key, I'd be impressed that he'd be willing to get me a peacock. I'm such a lover girl 😭😭

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

@BongsMahlangu_ Oh, you're gone.... He's got you bad😂

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

@ceraliza What did you say?

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

Eh

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I said yes to a date tomorrow and this man immediately asked me whats my budget so he could “plan accordingly.”…budget??

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

you are allowed to want it even if you have no idea how you'll get it.

[CallMePearl @_Perlemoen]

When listening to Babyface's music, I'm convinced he was either deeply in love or conducting relationship field research.��

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”