Paige

Kendall & Ryan’s mama 🤞🏼❤️

[Paige @_PJO]

Y’all, a week from today I will have a 4 year old. Slow down Kendall Jordan. 😩💕

[Rich ⚜️ @Crashhefner]

I’m in Walmart and just heard a mama tell her bad ahh kid, “You better pump ya brakes before I tint ya windows!” 😭😭😭 And you know what? THAT’S RIGHT 👏🏾💀 I can’t wait to get home and say that to mine 😂

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

“Piderman!”

[Charlee @4Charleee]

Letting this man put his lips on your baby after he’s been eating Chrisean ass all month is crazy

[Thomas Tipple @ElNostraThomas]

He's giving off the dude in a small town that graduated 15 years ago that hangs out at the local high school games

[Taylor-Perrin @TheTaylorPerrin]

She is not black or Puerto Rican. She is a Tasmanian devil/Rottweiler hybrid

[MLB @MLB]

MAURICIO DUBÓN

WOW!

[justsomeluhboi.bsky.social @JustSomeLuhBoi]

“LET THEM BABIES PLAY IN YO GADDAMN HAIR!”

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Shits gone too far.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Dust off that electric chair

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

🧡

[MLB @MLB]

10x All-Star
3x AL Cy Young
3x No-Hitters
2x World Series Champion
2011 AL MVP
2006 AL ROY

Take a bow, Justin Verlander!

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

The perfect ending for Justin Verlander.

His daughter runs out to the mound and he walks off with his family.

Feels like a movie.

[Kitty Parker 👩🏾‍🍳💕 @heyjoydoe]

when people say male centered women are dangerous this is what they mean. you were fine with even the thought of him hurting his wife because all you cared about was getting the man. a clown ass bitch, lock her up too.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I PROMISE you can have my man yall do not need to be conspiring to kill me omg. He is yours!

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

!!!! HIRING!!!!
Looking for someone to take care of me financially.
Full time only.

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

DON’T ask me for advice 😭! I support divorce, disowning family, blocking mfs mid-conversation, burning bridges with everybody still standing on them & disappearing without explanation !

[midnight cowgirl🤠 @jollygreentexan]

how it feels to live in texas and see these kind of tweets every year when it’s still 100°

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Texas vs. Ohio State: The Mini-Movie 🎬🍿