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chapter 31. JFW🥴🥺. Boy Mom 👶🏻Bdaniels.x 👻 ♋️-☀️ ♊️-🌙

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Men piss me off

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Cause he can only show you what love ain’t.

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“No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I want to be in the sequel”👻🔪

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I was finally hired somewhere 🤣🤣😭😭

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I’m just trying to understand how the president can be president with 34 felonies but I can’t get a job bc I have a misdemeanor 1 charge 🙄🙄😭

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I’m just trying to understand how the president can be president with 34 felonies but I can’t get a job bc I have a misdemeanor 1 charge 🙄🙄😭

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When your sister just gets your pmdd better than anyone else.😩🤣 #PMDD

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I wish I could explain the pain of wanting something so badly you know is so untouchable and so far from being yours 😭😭😭

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This life is so fucking exhausting I swear

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AYE FUCK MY FAMILY HISTORY OF COLON CANCER & FUCK A COLONOSCOPY 😂😂😂😂

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PMDD: Pre-period boss level. Crying, yelling, eating snacks, then apologizing — all in 10 minutes.

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I really just miss my grandma 😭😭

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Chaos feels like home.

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Oh okay so let’s cut Medicaid & school lunches & defund everything else but spend 45 million on a parade for a fucking tyrant I HATE IT HERE.

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Marriage is fully knowing you’re leaving your husband to sleep on the couch so that you can have the bed to yourself. treat yourself.

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Who can relate?

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PMDD IS ASS 😭😭😭😭

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I’m so happy but also so sad knowing after 7 years of living in this little house making so many memories, that we’ll be moving next week.🥺😭

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I’d be lying if I said this season of life isn’t my favorite one yet.🩷

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My man is about to go through the biggest surgery of his life & I have so much anxiety about it I’m sickkkk.😭😭😭

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I need a house with 2 bathrooms bc I do not know how my mf fiance can spend an hour in the damn bathroom EVERY MORNING LIKE HOW BRO..