Puertorican Hooker

Life gets more exciting when you stop giving a fuck ♡

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

@jakepaul lol

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

@JeffreeStar Im fine but my best friend volunteers for a turtle preservation that houses her atm and without any income coming in bc of COVID19, they can’t afford to house their volunteers and she’s fucked and stranded in Costa Rica. But also help save the turtles! 🐢https://t.co/W2q3u5sT6g

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

@blink182 @LilTunechi @NeckDeepUK @PatTBoland

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

If a boy texts me 24/7 that makes me like him less. Cant u just be the fuck boy I asked for ignore me forget about me a little and I’ll be in love w u but be up my ass every second with the “good morning” “hows ur day going so far?!” “What are u up to? :)” texts GET OFF MEEEE.

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

@callherdaddy holy shit I just had the most intense PDF of my life while driving to the point where I seemed to magically appear at work, somewhere I go every fucking day, don’t know how tf I got here, and questioned whether I was at the right address or not. That shit is REAL!

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

PSA: if you double click the home button to get the app switcher with Snapchat open as the first tab and then take a screenshot of the convo, you’re not slick and it doesn’t work and they still get the notification that you screenshot the convo. And now I’m also very embarrassed.

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

ur a fuckin freak😏

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

Lol my first angry twitter thread

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

Why does everyone think I’m the one to come to for relationship advice? I’m not the oneeeee.

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

Me when they call me back with some more bullshit after I told them not to look stupid and they looked stupid and they feel like shit for not listening and looking as stupid as I said they were going to look and again ask me for relationship advice:

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

Flirt with the staff, get free food ✅ #finesse

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

HAhahhahah I just heard a story about my sister’s baby daddy’s mom going into labor and the first instinctual thing she did when she got to the hospital was plug in her curling iron to do her hair before giving birth. If that shit isn’t me when I have kids 😂

[annette ☼ @annetteeee22]

teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber

me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

Why do my dates feel like I’m in a job interview? I did not apply to date you lol YOU asked ME out - god forbid there’s any flirting by any means, damn!

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

But like are u really all about those gains if u didn’t post ur same daily panoramic shot of ur gym to let everyone know u made it there ok on ur Snapchat story??

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

@wilderjay1 The real question is if it’s just me do I sit in the front or the back

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

If ur friends don’t support ur pussy stunt game like this,

[Puertorican Hooker @_Priscillaaaa]

@wilderjay1 If I’m hungover, don’t talk to me