cool ranch

tweets are like, my own

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

@ReallyHungiez LA is crying because you left her

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

He saw the vision…

[dyl @dylan1799]

3 drinks in and I’m in Kamala Harris’ dms

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

that’s me in the corner
that’s me at the bus stop
eating my croquetas

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

@__scrambledmegs I am

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

@dylan1799 Sometimes your boyfriend is your nemesis…

[⚘ ms kale 𓆝 ⚘ @leafyvegetabl]

we all have a common enemy... wasians

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

i tried to just text my boyfriend my thoughts instead of tweeting them but then he tweeted what i sent

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

@dylan1799 I have so many thoughts

[dyl @dylan1799]

I think Im dating one of our generation’s greatest thinkers

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

I thought the weather in Houston was really nice. Sorry I’m adapted to climate change and you’re not!!

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

What if god heard me say that I really enjoy catholicism but just as a lore and that’s why I’m trapped in atlanta

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

Quincy and I are listening to sandstorm and drinking IPAs

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

Ordered a dress in my size and when I finally tried it on, it was a bit small. Checked the brand’s size chart and that size’s waist is literally 3-4 inches smaller than normal. I am going insane!!!!😃

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

Been studying super hard for the Turing test, hope I pass!!🤞🏼

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

Trying to see how the trump arraignment will impact my commute to barre class

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

Ok so either I was on this train, or the exact same thing happened last Thursday on the yellow line

[B|V🪽 @era2o2]

PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

@_coolwes Are you still allergic to like, everything

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

In case anyone was curious she was impressed

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

I panicked and mentioned my Lori lightfoot edit to a job recruiter

[cool ranch @_RachelAbraham]

I’m literally brainstorming a LinkedIn post do you understand how sick this is??