Mattock Junkie

Archaeologist, historian, sherd nerd. Geordie at heart. Neurodivergent. Personal acct for popping off, socialist rants, and F1 shitposting. she/her

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@ThisBarbara Did they give an estimate when it should be back?

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@Freeyourmindkid That somehow tracks.

[Keep Fighting Foundation @keepfighting]

Still an inspiration for so many.
Certainly for us.

Happy Birthday, Michael!

Keep Fighting Foundation, inspired by Michael Schumacher, sending love and energy.

#KeepFighting #TeamMichael

https://t.co/2Ks6u4XZFG

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

Already on my way to losing my voice. #GoBucks

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

Match with a young Robert Redford in his mid 40s on a dating app. I'm sorry, there has to be a catch.

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

A very accurate 🧵

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

You played an important part. 👏🏻👏🏻

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

Finally. 🐐

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@iiiuminateandy The unfortunate accuracy.

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

Penalties.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Gorgeous day for a nurses’ strike outside Great Ormond St Hospital. So grateful for their unmatched care & skill. Now let’s get them the fucking pay rise they deserve & that the nation can *easily* afford. Austerity is a choice so change your mind or get in the bin!✊🏼❤️@theRCN

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@gina_scooter Right? 10k a month is a six figure salary. I'd do backflips and then be able to pay for the healthcare I'd need after attempting to do said backflips.

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

A man did this to me while I was picking out a new mattock and a spade handle while wearing a shirt that said "Archaeology. Dig it!" Thought I was going to blackout and put the new tools to immediate use.

[Dr Florence H R Scott @FlorenceHRScott]

Just walked up to the music shop to buy new guitar strings. Shop assistant approaches.

Him: Hi do you need any help?
Me: Hi yeah I’m just looking for some new steel strings but I’m not sure what gauge is best
Him: Well what sort of guitar does he play?

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@FlorenceHRScott

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@vincenzolandino @SchumacherMick @alfaromeoorlen Be still my heart.

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@blakeflayton Please read a history book that isn't selected through confirmation bias. I beg you.

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@Freeyourmindkid Not me going over there to see what's up.

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@FlorenceHRScott If you can't laugh about it there's probably only tears because of, well... *gestures vaguely in Northerner*

[Mattock Junkie @_RagingRedhead]

@FlorenceHRScott I'm sorry, but this made me laugh harder than I have in a very, very long time. Thank you.

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Guido vs Red Bull pit crew