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˙ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuoןɐ sʇuǝʌǝ puɐ 'ɔısnɯ 'ʇuǝɯuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʎʇıuɐs ʎɯ ƃuıuıɐʇuıɐɯ ˙ɹǝuɹɐǝן ƃuoןǝɟıן ˙ʇsıɔɐɯɹɐɥd pǝɹǝʇsıƃǝɹ ˙ʎɔɐɯɹɐɥd ɟo ɹoʇɔop

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#BANGCHELLA

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You know you go to Costco too much when the guy at the entrance says “welcome back” to you.

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@SodomGomorovitz @PurpleFeebas BayAreaRaymond from US

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I had the best commute today…it took less than a minute to walk to work…in my pajamas! 😝

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I just realized I worked 61 hours this week and my next day off is Monday. One more day… 😩

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@DawnRichard @robinthicke thought you were the Candelabra on @MaskedSingerFOX and I’m like I know Dawn’s voice and that ain’t it, but it was the amazing @KeyshiaCole !!

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@PKeysPKeys I completely agree! I’m waiting for that next tour.

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I’m stuck in Vegas until at least Monday!

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A patient asked for an “extender” for his mouth. He says it is 5” long and 1” in diameter. I knew what he was asking for but others didn’t lmao.

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@PKeysPKeys That’s like anything by Cassie for me…they butchered their own songs.

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@PKeysPKeys it makes the batteries last longer?

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I was trapped in the entrance of my work building due to a one way locked door. I called security and the stupid lady had no idea where I was even after I clearly explained my surroundings. It was kinda funny but also very cold.

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@PKeysPKeys I think the answer is being born a Lopez. I'm amazed at how long JLo took to finally show signs of aging haha.

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Finally got to try Shugetsu’s miso tsukemen special with an extra large noodle portion. I’m glad I didn’t get a mega portion. https://t.co/7IO4Mf29Jw

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@PKeysPKeys me too...today i was happy to stay OT to avoid driving home in traffic.

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@PKeysPKeys @Therealjanbrad2 jamba got boba tho!

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When you always see a long line or mob outside of a restaurant, you know you have to try it at least once. I finally had my chance and got the squid ink linguine pasta! https://t.co/E8QtHd2tFe