Reeyah Ali

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

My biggest fear is that one day, the rain would be so heavy that the sea level will rise above 3rd mainland bridge and sweep cars into the ocean.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Sent you a snap
Sent you a snap
Sent you a snap
Sent you a snap

Me: manage friendship, remove friend.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The longer I work in corporate the more I realize People get rewarded for being Visible NOT Valuable.

[Suz.💋 @babygirlsusan]

chowdeck would offer free delivery then hike service fee

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

Don’t laugh at me but that Snapchat “streak” thing pisses me off. Why does it exist? Do you get paid? Why do people ask you to streak them? When people send me random videos of their day I’m like ?????
I get kids and young adults doing it but me and my age mates? Why? 😂

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I hatė it when relatives say, “You don’t even call us.” Do you ever call me too ??

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me arriving at my answers in math

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

me running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

[Reeyah Ali @_Reeree___]

Motivation pa 😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Next time you feel bad about buying new clothes, Just remember, some poeple are buying drugs.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 5:58 a.m.

me immediately going back to sleep like those 2 minutes will change my life:

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

Do solar do solar, three days now sun never shine

[ISK @IyegereS]

unrelated but it's been years since I've seen that type of fowl

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

IDK if it’s just me, but I’m getting to the point where I don’t want to work anymore. Going into an office dealing with people’s micro aggressions, micromanaging, attitudes, disrespect, jealousy, thinking you can talk to people anyway you like just because you been there longer. I’m over it!!

[Tomi @Tomi_Tomero]

Folks that have been postponing their NYSC registration:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty handed.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Going to the gym without posting it, then randomly showing up with results >>>>

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The smell of this drug