Renzoo

Playing smart🤬

[Renzoo @_Ren_zoo]

Jana nimeenda hosi bana kichwa ilikuwa inapiga mbaya mbovu kufika doki akachapa test akaniambia niko na cephalalgia.
Buana bibi alikuwa anapumua kama generator apo nje akidhani ni stage ya ukimwi ati nimekuwa nikimcheza kumbe ni headache caused by overthinking.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

He impeached Gachagua and took his job.

Daktari somanga literature pia kidogo

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

Sisi ni kitu moja na wamefungiwa nje ya fence kama magaidi🤣😂

[Juja_Finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

Kikuyu women wakichoka na wewe it’s over for you , nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka back then my dad aliwahi kosa kukuja kwa nyumba for three days, time mzae anarudi already my mom alikua amenishow niite mzae na majina yake real, nilikua natulia namwita kamau anajam vibaya sana, women can brainwash mtu vibaya sana and pretend nothing happened 😂

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"I did not force you to make any sacrifices for me."

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

unasupport sifuna ju ya GenZ baddie ama because you are believe in Sifuna , lakini huwa mnatubeba aje, you have been cooking GenZ baddie since jana, , you can support Ruto without throwing Tantrums, let GenZ baddie be held accountable on her own account, ingia tutam bila drama

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Ni ngumu kupata gig hio side. Just drop it. 2021 tulijaribu Na tukaona stars. Hatukuwaupewa. You have to kiss their asses extremely.

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Brownie, unakuanga na akili mob sana kuongelea watu. But ikifikia kuadvice Chesang asikuwe the least performing senator you fall short. Unapenda udaku na rumors kama wale malaya wa Bamburi.... You are a disgrace to other brownies like you ...

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

“Bado Niko kwa friend yangu natoka Monday morning”

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

There are things I hear people say they do and I just keep my opinion to myself to avoid sounding primitive. Kama hii wanaita waxing. Going to a stranger you’re meeting for the first time,and getting naked so that they can shave your pubic hair,while they subtly compress your west pokot,is an abomination in where i come from. Yani ata sipati iyo picha msuri aki

Na hii ni mambo ya hii vijana ya town!? Sisi wa ushago unajua ata ile wakati tunaenda osiptal,kama mimi siwesi teremsa surual daktari anidungu mkundu. Apana. Kama dawa haidungwi mkono,wewe pitisha sidando kwa long’i. Mambo ya kuniona sende hairuhusiwi. Nakumbuka babu yangu pia alileta shida sana pale North kinangop, walipomuambia akumie kwa mkebe ati wapime.
Alisema kama hawaezi pima damu,ni heri akufe

Bwana these town kalulus that have been brought up by strong independent women have no idea what masculinity is. Kasia sana!

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kuwakumbusha tu. Investment yetu ya hate imebakisha 365 days itoe fruits.

[5 People @_MtuTano]

😂😂😂😂😂waaaah, huyu akipata hio kiti ya Mvita si atatukojolea. Nahurumia Rashid sana because he'll be among the culprits. Actually, yeye ndio atasuffer more💀💀

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Dem akikuambia "I will see" just read between the lines and take that L maaan... Don't be the "uliamua aje" nigga.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

“Kindly bark within the limited range of your leash and feeding bowl”

“graze within the expanses of your illiterate tether”

I’ve never been this impressed bruh 😂😂😂

[felloh @ngughii]

Years back Nimu Kiarie alienda kwa Dci Juja kuconfirm kama yeye ni maskini🤣

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Hizi kura tunaomba hadi usiku bado mnataka we deputise kalonzo juu yeye ni mzee? Haha noma.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Hakunanga mtu huoa bibi mnono.Huwa ananonea kwa ndoa na uwezi mfukuza.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

all roads lead you back to yourself, to the standards you ignored, the boundaries you softened, the intuition you doubted. life keeps repeating lessons until you finally listen and become a better version of yourself.

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

''If a perfectly moral man entered this world, he would be humiliated and impaled''

- Plato 400 years before Christ.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

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