The amount of money J.K. Rowling is leaving on the table by not licensing one 12 episode genderbent alternate-universe romcom anime based on this one single Harry Potter trend...
"To him, she was never “the daughter he got instead of a son.”
She was simply Draco Malfoy — his child, his heir, and someone expected to carry the pride and weight of the Malfoy name."
“HARRY MY BOY I FUCKED UP. NO NO ITS NOT DOBBY THIS TIME. I SHOWED MALFOID HER TRENDING ON TWITTER. SHE’S BEEN IN THE POTION ROOM FOR HOURS. JUST STARING AT A WALL. SHE KNOWS PEOPLE FIND HER CUTE. SHE’S NEARLY COMATOSE. I TRIED CHOKING DOBBY, BUT SHE DID NOT EVEN LAUGH.”