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just give me attention and food

[ri @_RileyGary]

Looking for someone to get my shit together for me

[ri @_RileyGary]

“You know by federal law you can’t make me wear a mask?” -the woman behind me in line to the poll worker asking her to put on a mask🙄 Good Lord just put the damn mask on and shut up

[ri @_RileyGary]

A guy just messaged me and said “hi I just realized I haven’t seen you in a really long time and I would like to change that” I said “ok! Wanna come get your teeth cleaned?” He said “should’ve seen that coming” lmao boy byee

[ri @_RileyGary]

Old man walking out of Starbucks with no mask on: “and I was exposed to someone who had the virus...”

Sick

[ri @_RileyGary]

My favorite part about wearing an N95 is when snot starts running down my face in the middle of cleaning a patient’s teeth and I can’t do anything about it 😇

[ri @_RileyGary]

@_kelser Dance moms! Lol you don’t have to have an account to watch it tho!

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Ever notice how a 16 year old is a “little girl” when she lobbies for political change but a “young woman” when she’s sexually assaulted?

[ri @_RileyGary]

Does anyone else still have notes from middle/high school? Or am I just a psychopath...

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

The answer is and will always be- block him.

[ri @_RileyGary]

I so badly want a chiropractor to just twist, pop, and crack me like a sheet of bubble rap rn

[ri @_RileyGary]

Regular dental hygiene school makes me cry on the reg but VIRTUAL hygiene school truly makes me wanna hurt people. Please send help

[ri @_RileyGary]

Damn apparently Coronavirus doesn’t exist on Easter. Wish I would’ve known

[ri @_RileyGary]

Ordered a hammock today. Won’t get it until June. Sick

[Toxxiianna @toxxiianna]

The best cure for a hangover is to be under 25.

[ri @_RileyGary]

If every day of this quarantine could be 65 and sunny that’d be helpful https://t.co/TTKiKaUvSw

[ri @_RileyGary]

My brain is currently just a loop of “corona VIRUS”, “CAN I PET THAT DOG?!”, and “ima savage”

[ri @_RileyGary]

If everyone in this house comes out of this quarantine alive, I’ll be VERY impressed. This is about to turn Hunger Games real quick