Royce

Cynical Optimist

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@Gosleepriya Skin

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“I’ve never shot a golf ball at a shooting range.” #overheardinsarasota

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Therapist: And what do we do when we feel this way? Me: Binge Real Housewives and Harry Potter.

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@druski

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@ginamilan_ @druski #insidejob

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

No longer a Conspiracy…

“I was P Diddy’s Blood Boy from 2004-2014. He flew me down to Miami every few months and we did it on a boat in International Waters. Since he’s been in prison…now he’s aging…wow…”

[Royce @_RipRoyce]

So you would rather play a video game rather than fix your relationship.

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Pulls up to hospital, “Do they have valet?”

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Choking on your own spit is so humbling.

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I SEE YOU

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Upgrading phone and not having to log back into twitter 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

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Not my roommate blasting Whitney’s I will always love you Sunday morning as his pump up mix

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@Ajzel98 You don’t want one. I promise.

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@Bigbro_Dabs This did not age well

[MILO @Nero]

Alright. I am un-retiring.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Makes you think

The great unifiers always catch one

[Royce @_RipRoyce]

@Mappy6984 What’s the code word?

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How is porn illegal but you can buy a gun here?

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Wtf is a ham steak?