Ron Burgundy

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON ... WHORE ISLAND!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Callous: Mike Pence Still Hasn't Apologized For Making Jussie Smollett Attack Himself https://t.co/FUBYba09z4

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

@leglessman @jordan91312880 Fuckin Dork

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

Let's rename the Wahington Redskins the DC Crackers. #HEYOOO

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Buy this for father's day, if your father isn't a pussy. https://t.co/0dDyMnrPMM

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

Looks like he had more than 3 fingers of GlenLivet.

[Keith Jones @KeithJones]

This is what Charlie is doing behind me while I’m anchoring the 4pm and 5pm newscasts from #home. I work so my dog can have a better life. Maybe you’ll spot him on @nbcphiladelphia! #miniaussie #pandemic #coronavirus… https://t.co/loogTuiMDy

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

HEYOOOO!

[Brendan Moriarty @4juniorgolf_net]

Happy🎉 #CincoDeMayo Thank🙏You @Diddy for Sharing🧡the Luv🍹🌮🌮 #CincodeMayo2020 & to our Gov. @GavinNewsom & Mayor @MayorOfLA @ericgarcetti in the immortal words of Ron @_RonBurgundy @BurgundyPodcast 🗣 Go🖕F#ck Yourself!!!
#DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica Enjoy the Holiday

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

He didn't flop out the wild weasel?

[Medicated Pete @ImMedicatedPete]

What’s been workin for ya ?

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

#Yankees well, at least our core is on track.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

🚨🚨🚨Dems are mad at Trump for “abusing” his pardon power.
Total Presidential pardons/sentence commutations:

Carter: 566
Reagan: 406
H.W Bush: 77
Cigar Bill: 459
George W: 200
Obama: 1,927
Trump: 26

Please, by all means, educate me on abuse of power.

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

@jillianmele

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

AceMan... way ahead of his time. In a week we'll all be chicks!

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Everybody is a pussy

[SHULI @shalomshuli]

President Mund crossing the Dulaware.
📷 by @DavidGlantz3

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

Looks more like CQ crossin the feckin causeway.

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

No it’s not but it looks like a @toddbarry audience.

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

How the hell does Domingo the German get an 81 game suspension for ahhh... "domestic abuse"... this is Bull Shite! #Yankees

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

Could be the Howard Stern eulogy. NICE!

[Sweeny Murti @SweenyMurti]

Imus was complicated. He was a genius, he was mean and miserable, he was kind hearted. And there is no way WFAN still exists in its current form allowing me to do something I love without him. RIP to the cranky old man who changed many lives.

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

How long can you tell someone Happy New Year? Well, Happy New Year San Dieahgo. And BTW.... GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

Try fingerpaint or that shite you use as makeup.

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

@armisicster @seandrayton @MSNBC Translation please, you effen moron

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

@iamcolinquinn Todd who?

[Ron Burgundy @_RonBurgundy]

Don't give a shit.

[Howard Stern @HowardStern]

I'll be on @TheEllenShow on Monday.